Saturday, July 26, 2008

How to Pretend You Give a Sh-t About the Elections

One thing I do is I try to keep up with the latest trends in politics.

Trend #1: Besides the ongoing march of gladiators since it's first runway show in 2001, flip-flops are still a classic staple during the hot summer months of the election campaign. And who best parades this obsession du jour of democrats but Senator Barack Obama.

Trend #2: The Dark Knight. The best movie of the summer? The greatest superhero movie of all time? Either way, nobody beats Heath Ledger's spectacular performance except, of course, the joker of all jokers, Senator John McCain.

Now, who wouldn't look forward to November 4th? It's going to be just as stupfying as American Idol and Tila Tequila's reality show. Next thing we know, we'll be texting "Obama" or "McCain" to some 6-digit number. Today Now!: How To Pretend You Give A Shit About The Election


PS- Be on the lookout for the biography of Barack Obama and John McCain on DVD. It streets August 5th!

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